A story about Lia Steakley

After dating Lia for four years, I have learned a number of things.

Including that she can’t keep track of time.


Comments

Daniel Spils
Seattle

4 or 5?

This is a classic male/female issue—but I thought I’d point it out. Publicly.

Lia says in her post that you’ve been dating 5 years. Your post claims it’s been 4 years. What happened to that one year?

Russell Dicker
Belltown

Well Daniel, I hate to call on Captain Obvious here, but I think I may require his services. Publicly.

It is four years, and the incongruity was actually the point of my post. That is why I put the number of years in italics and mentioned that one of the things I learned about Lia was her inability to keep track of time.

This is a little thing we like to call humor. This specific brand isn’t exactly sarcasm, nor is it irony. You might say that I invented it and called it icasm. You might, except that Apple already trademarked that so I used the term sarony instead.

Of course it is possible that your post was also a case of sarony. In which case you will also need to page Captian Obvious to the white courtesy phone to inform me of your own use of humor.

This is a vicious loop that can probably only be settled with beers. E-mail me and we’ll work out a time/place.


Russell Dicker has gotten 1 cheer on this entry.


The world wants to meet…

Lady S wants to meet All tater and no tot George Michael Gisele Bundchen Rachael Ray Marilyn Manson Renzo Piano J. K. Rowling Curtis Stone hopena John Krasinski Jason Santa Maria Maggie the cat Lindsay Lohan Brad Pitt Jake Gyllenhaal Kurt Vonnegut Bryce Dallas Howard Atticus Finch Bono sitio Adcts23 wants to meet Bodil cowsgomoo513 Jeffrey Eugenides Russell Crowe Kate Winslet RuthG Lyubov Berezina